Oh.


My.


Fucking.


God.


This.


Is.


A.


Travesty.


Starbucks.

Has.


Gone.


Into.


Administration.


Meaning.


It.


Will.


Soon.


Be.


BANG.


Vanished.


Gone.


Finished.


Dissapearo.


Fuck.

Spell out your name.

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : One in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You love to drink
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : Great in bed.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You are dead sexy.
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You are very Loyal to the ones you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.

G : You never let people tell you what to do.
E : Great in bed.
O : Crazy
R : Fucking crazy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
N : You like to drink.
A : Easy to fall in love with.


Hahahah. Pretty true yeah. I especially like the Great In Bed one.

I tags...YOU

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OK?" YOU SAY:

Caroline, Yes - Kaiser Chiefs (Ha! That fits. Except I don't know anyone call Caroline)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Danger Zone - Gwen Stefani (Damn right I'm dangerous when I'm PMSing)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Paul McCartney - Scissor Sisters (I'm liking the attraction to musical geniuses, but he's OLD man)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Use It Up And Wear It Out - Odeyssey (What am I using up and wearing out?)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

The Real Thing - Gwen Stefani (DAMN RIGHT! No lies!)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (They think I'm bleeding? I'm okay! But they do loves me. I hope.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Irreplaceable - Beyonce (I rarely think about that)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?

Pure + Simple - Hear'say (IT'S FOUR!!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Lovefool - The Cardigans (Yup. She is.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Fengshui - Gnarls Barkley (I don't like anyone...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Fergalicious - Fergie (HELLS YEAH! I'm Fergalicious baby)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Lonely At The Top - The Ordinary Boys (I don't wanna be lonely!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Flathead - The Fratellis (Tehehe)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

With You - Chris Brown (Well I do see them every day...)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol (If I got hit by a car and died, that would be really ironic)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Ever Fallen In Love - Stiff Dylans (Nope. It's no secret either)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry (Does that mean my mates are lesbians or that I kiss my mates? Deffo not the latter)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Low - Flo Rida (I'd rather be high....tehehe)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Wait A Minute - Pussycat Dolls (I WILL NEVER DIE!)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Build God, Then We'll Talk - Panic! At The Disco (Apparently I regret ignoring God til he built something)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

I Like It Like That - Peter Rodriguez (I do like to laugh)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

America's Suitehearts - FOB (Well, I do often cry at lovers fighting on teh telly)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas (Apparently not)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Dirty Harry - Gorillaz (Well I do know someone very peverted named Harry)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Rock The Boat - Hue Corperation (PUT THE BOAT DOWN BITCHES!)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

From Paris To Berlin (I'm not that fussed)

AS WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS?

Under Pressure - Queen (Hrmm)

HOW’S THINGS?

Red Light Spells Danger - Billy Ocean (Bad, I'm guessing)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR MOTHER?

Whatever U Want - Christina Milan (Don't you talk about ma momma)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FATHER?

Teardrops - Elton John (My Daddy don't make me cry)

WHAT ARE YOU FEELING?

Modern Way - Kaiser Chiefs (Hrmm...)

WHAT MAKES YOUR HEART SKIP A BEAT?

From A Mountain In The Middle Of The Mountains - Panic At The Disco (Je deteste nature)

WHAT SONG BEST DESCRIBES YOUR LOVE LIFE?

We Will Rock You - Queen (Well, it does Rock)

FAVORITE SONG TO BLAST IN THE CAR

Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs (The KCs keep popping up)

LET’S HAVE SOME FUN

Tainted Love - Soft Cell (Well, that aint no fun)

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

River Deep Mountain High - Ike and Tina Turner (RIVERS! MOUNTAINS! They wont fit under the tree)

AND MAYBE YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME?

Y.M.C.A - The Village People (Well, the gay dancers could easily save me)

TO PUT THIS NOTE TO AN END, YOUR DEDICATED SONG TO YOUR LOVER:

It's Raining Men - Geri Halliwell (I fucking wish)

I haven't done a journal in FOREVER!

Well, just over a month.

Hokay, wellllll...HAPPY NEW YEAR! And a belated Merry Xmas.

I had an EXCITING day yesterday. And Monday. And Tuesday.

Okay. Monday --
Went out with my boyfriend in London.
We made out on a bench in Kensington for ages, and now my back is all achey. It was so worth it though.

Tuesday --
Jess, Lorna und mich went shopping in Kingston. I got a new cardi, a skirt, some new shoes and a pair of tights.
I also got a shrug and two vests but I'm returning them.
Then we went back to Lorna's and played Rock Band! It was awesome.

Wednesday --
Wore my new skirt up to London.
Met up with Emily and Sophie, and then went to meet Matt (my boyf), Chris (his big brother), Dan, Calum and Lucy.
Everytime I touched Matt, his brother told me "Get off my little Mattloaf" in an jokey way.
Then Chris and Lucy left.
We walked in the freeeeeezing cold to Hyde Park, and got out the Jaques and the Bacardi. Omm nom nom.
So we drank the Jaques, but only Matt, Emily and I like rum, so we were the only ones who drank it. And then we heard a car approaching, so they shoved the bacardi at me, and I was like "what! I have no where to put it except for up my skirt" so I shoved it back at Emily who put it in her bag.
Then...dun dun dun....the police came.
And we were shitting ourselves.
They asked us what we were doing and Emily, Soph and me were like "Just chatting" in unison. And then the policey people laughed and said "that sounded practised". But we were acting all normal and sober (I was sober!) so they just talked to us for a little bit, decided we weren't doing anything wrong, and told us it wasn't safe to stay in Hyde Park for much longer cos soon it would fill with nasty drunks, and it wouldn't be safe for us 6 innocent kids. Then they left, and we moved on.
By this point Matt and Emily were a little bit drunk, and really annoying.
So Matt and I made out a little.
Then I left to go home.
Then I got home, and then went out to Zizzi's with my family for a meal. So we ate our meal (yummy) then went home.
So we played a game, my parents drinking Champagne, me with a bottle of stella artois and my sister with orange juice.
And then we watched Bill Bailey!
Then at 5 past midnight, Kirsty, my bessie, turned up, slightly tipsy, and pulled me outside. So we grabbed some champagne from the party she was at, and ran round our area waking people up.
So at 12.45, we went round to our mate Lily's and she was having a party and she was hammered. We met her fit boyf and looked after her because she got into a cake fight and got cake everywhere. Then we left.

Then I went to bed.

And woke up at 3pm.

HUZZAH!

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS ARE ->>>>>
1. Buy lots of nice clothes.
2. Be more organized.
3. Finish a story.
4. Lose half a stone.
5. Stop buying clothes that are humungous.
6. Stop being a commitmentphobe.
7. Sort out what I'm going to do about Matt's sillyness (links to 6)
8. Look at my future.
9. Save money.
10. Go to more gigs!

Gerard Way and Lyn-Z are having a fucking baby!

Aaaaaaaaaaand.....

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Whore Simpson have had a baby called fucking Bronx Mowgli Wentz

I do not like Lyn-Z or Ashlee Simpson.

And they are both having the babies of two really awesome guys.

And my form tutor is 4 months pregnant, but I like her and dont fancy her husband, so its okay.

Anyway, its making me really broody, which I haven't mentioned to my boyfriend yet.

I just realized that the Wentz babies intitials are BMW.

LOL!