The Dating Game: Prologue by GinaAlmighty, literature
Literature
The Dating Game: Prologue
Girl, I must warn you
Let me give you five very useful facts about life.
Fact number one The population of the world is balanced at about 51% female, 49% male.
Fact number two Girls are insecure. This means we need constant love and affection and to be told were beautiful. Preferably by guys. But lesbians will do. Any one who could find us attractive, basically.
Fact number three No matter how beautiful or ugly a girl is, when she goes on a rant about how fat/disgusting she is you must never EVER agree with her. Else you will get a slap in the face, and possibly a black eye. Depending on the girls menstru
1 .No Wonder I'm Screwed Up by GinaAlmighty, literature
Literature
1 .No Wonder I'm Screwed Up
Youre so bloody infuriating! I screeched at my older brother. Danny however looked undisturbed and continued to straighten his unnaturally blonde hair.
With my new GHDs.
The boy was gonna die.
That was for sure.
I looked around for a missile to lob at him, ideally something heavy but that would do no damage to anything but his over-inflated head.
Aha. My eyes fell on the unused bible which was at the bottom of a stack of books and other shit at the foot of my bed.
I grabbed it, not caring about the tidal wave of books which tumbled to the floor as a result.
Weighing it carefully, I inwardly thanked Jake, my other brot
The Dating Game: Prologue by GinaAlmighty, literature
Literature
The Dating Game: Prologue
Girl, I must warn you
Let me give you five very useful facts about life.
Fact number one The population of the world is balanced at about 51% female, 49% male.
Fact number two Girls are insecure. This means we need constant love and affection and to be told were beautiful. Preferably by guys. But lesbians will do. Any one who could find us attractive, basically.
Fact number three No matter how beautiful or ugly a girl is, when she goes on a rant about how fat/disgusting she is you must never EVER agree with her. Else you will get a slap in the face, and possibly a black eye. Depending on the girls menstru
1 .No Wonder I'm Screwed Up by GinaAlmighty, literature
Literature
1 .No Wonder I'm Screwed Up
Youre so bloody infuriating! I screeched at my older brother. Danny however looked undisturbed and continued to straighten his unnaturally blonde hair.
With my new GHDs.
The boy was gonna die.
That was for sure.
I looked around for a missile to lob at him, ideally something heavy but that would do no damage to anything but his over-inflated head.
Aha. My eyes fell on the unused bible which was at the bottom of a stack of books and other shit at the foot of my bed.
I grabbed it, not caring about the tidal wave of books which tumbled to the floor as a result.
Weighing it carefully, I inwardly thanked Jake, my other brot
Current Residence: A little place called HOME, although I'd rather be in Tom Kaulitz's bunk... Favourite genre of music: Rock MP3 player of choice: My-i-Tom-Pete-Mikey-Will-Pod Shell of choice: Lobster....maybe Skin of choice: my one Favourite cartoon character: Shaggy from Scooby Doo is LEDGE Personal Quote: I just dreamt that your mum was eaten by snakes...AWW SHIT DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN? No? Phewwwww.
Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.
This.
Is.
A.
Travesty.
Starbucks.
Has.
Gone.
Into.
Administration.
Meaning.
It.
Will.
Soon.
Be.
BANG.
Vanished.
Gone.
Finished.
Dissapearo.
Fuck.
Spell out your name.
A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : One in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You love to drink
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : Great in bed.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You are dead sexy.
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You are very Loyal to the ones you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OK?" YOU SAY:
Caroline, Yes - Kaiser Chiefs (Ha! That fits. Except I don't know anyone call Caroline)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Danger Zone - Gwen Stefani (Damn right I'm dangerous when I'm PMSing)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Paul McCartney - Scissor Sisters (I'm liking the attraction to musical geniuses, but he's OLD man)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Use It Up And Wear It Out - Odeyssey (What am I using up and wearing out?)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Real Thing - Gwen Stefani (DAMN RIGHT! No lies!)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (They think I'm bleeding? I'm okay